Rank your friend's flaws. The machine already did.
you say "one sec" and mean twelve minutes · your camera is always slightly tilted toward the ceiling fan · you have a folder called "final_final_v3" · you text "haha yeah" to end conversations you started · you own three chargers and still borrow one · you RSVP maybe and mean no · your notes app is a graveyard of half grocery lists · you say you're leaving then put on shoes for eight minutes · you say "one sec" and mean twelve minutes · your camera is always slightly tilted toward the ceiling fan · you have a folder called "final_final_v3" · you text "haha yeah" to end conversations you started · you own three chargers and still borrow one · you RSVP maybe and mean no · your notes app is a graveyard of half grocery lists · you say you're leaving then put on shoes for eight minutes ·
03SOON
Roast, Gently TELEPROMPTER
The machine writes the roast. Your friends grade it.